★ GREG IS CURRENTLY 35,000 FEET FROM HIS PROBLEMS ★ NO ONE UNDERSTANDS THE MIDDLE SEAT ★ SEAT 3A IS A STATE OF MIND ★ GATE C42 SMELLS LIKE HEARTBREAK AND CINNABON ★ CARRY-ON ONLY, EMOTIONALLY ★

xXx GREG xXx

"wheels down or nothing"
online now — at the gate

Greg

the only thing taking off
Moodrestless ✈
StatusIn a relationship with Seat 3A
LocationCalgary (not by choice)
Altitudeemotionally: high. literally: 0 ft.
Carry-on1 bag, 400 unresolved feelings
VIPorterPassport Level 🖤

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Time Until Wheels Down

nobody counts the minutes like someone waiting at arrivals
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still on the ground

The Flight

YYCYYZ
Calgary → Toronto-Pearson · 3h 50m of staring out a window

About This Flight

FlightPorter Airlines — PD362
DepartsFri Sep 4, 2026 — 4:40 PM (Calgary, MDT)
LandsFri Sep 4, 2026 — 10:30 PM (Toronto, EDT)
StatusON TIME — devastating, no excuse to stay
AircraftE195-E2 — free wi-fi, nowhere to hide
Seat3A. window. obviously.
Checked bagsUnavailable — everything he owns stays with him

The Return — Mon Sep 7

YYZYYC
Porter PD365 · departs 7:00 PM · seat 2A, window again
On the ground for
Checked bagsUnavailable. still.
Seat2A. one row closer to the door.

Greg's Top 8

💺
Seat 3A
soulmate
🏔️
YYC
the past
🍁
YYZ
the future
📶
Free Wi-Fi
enabler
🥤
Ginger Ale
therapist
🎧
Noise Cancel
best friend
🧳
Overhead Bin
it's complicated
🎟️
PD365
the goodbye

Comments — 7 of 7

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Seat 3ASep 4, 4:41 PM

recline responsibly. i've seen things.

🌩️
TurbulenceSep 4, 6:02 PM

over the prairies. nothing personal. it's just who i am.

🧳
Overhead BinSep 4, 4:38 PM

there is room. there was never room. we both know this.

🥤
Ginger AleSep 4, 7:15 PM

whole can. don't even ask. you've had a week.

🍁
YYZSep 4, 10:30 PM

runway 05 is lit. baggage carousel 4. come home.

🏔️
YYCSep 4, 4:40 PM

don't look back at the mountains. they'll only make it harder.

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PD365Sep 7, 7:00 PM

three days. that's all you get. i'll be at gate B.

Blurbs

the seatbelt sign goes dark and nobody claps
but i do, quietly, into my jacket
© 2006 xXx_GREG_xXx — do not steal layout
✈ SAFE FLIGHT GREG ✈ SEE YOU AT ARRIVALS ✈ TEXT WHEN YOU LAND ✈ NOBODY CLAPS BUT WE'RE ALL THINKING IT ✈